Can animals be hermaphrodites and/or transexuals? Can two crazy people fine love in a psychiatric ward? Can a gay man get a strawberry-kiwi sucker even though his HIV test was negative? We’re about to find out.
The hunt is on! Erica and Adam search the world over for Barbie’s vagina and find it’s buried in one of the nation’s greatest landmarks. Also, quadrisexuals, cars for whores, and crotch cleaning services.
This week Adam and Erica are joined by “Powerhouse” who is excited to make several trips to pound town, whether it’s with a tranny, a cougar, or even someone with HIV. We also have a few things to say…or rap…about a recent ant infestation.
We’re obsessed. Obsessed with taco trucks, the Domino’s Pizza Tracker, and–more than anything–the specifics of life as a conjoined twin. Is masturbating incest? How does dating work? Why do they need two driver’s license? Can we actually remember their real names? (No.)
Adam and Erica are joined by their friend Jessica to learn about Sarah Palin’s favorite uses for oil, a dog that eats itself, lesbian plants, and butthole tattoos. Together, we’ll even apply for an apartment with a guy who wants us to pretend to date him.
How do you talk about transgender people? What would a restaurant be like if it were in your ass? What does the opposite of My Heart Will Go On sound like? We’ve got the answers to these pressing questions (and more!) this week.
Along with Darren (a.k.a. “Moves”), Erica and Adam find out how offensive we can really be. Also, we invent a new sex act called “paddle balling.” (We’re really sorry about the horrible things we say in this episode.)
Erica’s missing from this week’s episode, so Adam talked to Becca Schall and Matt Wassung. Together they won the war on eating laundry detergent packets, wondered about dying in a manure pit, and discussed the misunderstood altruism of the zombie race.