Episode 18: The Miracle Birth of Hitler Bear

Erica and Adam discuss the miracle of birth, get a visit from Beckette the retarded scientist, and hear back from a suddenly foul-mouthed Siri who has many opinions of her own. Here’s what you’re in for:

  • Siri calls back…or does she?
  • Puppy Surprise!
  • Where are the best places to be surprised by a baby you didn’t know you were going to have?
  • What are the pros and cons of a home birth?
  • Is it better to know the sex of your child before birth, or should it be a surprise?
  • If your baby had to have a defect, what defect would it be?
  • What’s the best age to give birth to ensure down syndrome? (35 and up)
  • What is the exact moment the soul joins the body?  Is it at birth or before?  If you abort a baby, where does the soul go?
  • Why are miscarriages upsetting?  Isn’t God just saying you should have aborted the fetus?
  • What happens to babies born in a leap year?
  • What determines if a baby is cute or if it is an uggo?
  • What are some good hipster baby names?  How should you raise your baby to grow up with the hipster lifestyle?
  • What’s the most important thing to say to a baby while it’s in the womb?  What if the baby has AIDS?
  • What steps can a parent take to make their child so unappealing they’d never want to molest it?

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